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<p data-role="original-title" style="display:none">原标题：10后小孩撞脸吴磊陈冠希，本以为元宋已经到顶了，是橘见识太少了</p>
<p>完了，我被一个弟弟可爱到了。</p>
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<p>这是网友投稿的“浙江嘉兴某商店门口正在等家长的小朋友”。</p>
<p>@各位星探，醒醒该上班了.....</p>
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<p>小朋友真的好可爱，路人见了都忍不住拍照的程度。</p>
<p>我比较现实，</p>
<p>当个干姐姐就行。</p>
<p><strong>最近网上突然冒出来很多摔摔七七的小朋友，</strong></p>
<p><strong>大家真的都...好会生。</strong></p>
<p>浙江代表是刚才那位。</p>
<p>河南门面暂时是他↓</p>
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<p>这不是豪门少爷的标准童年照吗？</p>
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<p>第一眼陈冠希</p>
<p>第二眼王鹤棣</p>
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<p>这个角度还有点吴磊的即视感：</p>
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<p>从发型和潮牌外套来看，</p>
<p>家里人绝对是会打扮的。</p>
<p>我上一个（单方面）认识的洛阳明星是王一博，</p>
<p>下一个就是他了......</p>
<p>接下来是上海代表队的选手↓</p>
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<p>这位选手由妈妈陪同参赛，</p>
<p>特长：在睁眼的瞬间将人俘获</p>
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<p>我也经常坐地铁啊，</p>
<p>怎么从来没碰到过这样的小孩......</p>
<p>评论有人说：</p>
<p>“这个婆婆看起来不是很好相处的样子”</p>
<p>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈姐妹清醒点谁是你婆婆！</p>
<p>作为一个日常坐公交地铁上下班的社畜，</p>
<p>我碰到的，从来都是另一个社畜，</p>
<p>羡慕这位网友↓</p>
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<p>今天终于认清了一个问题：</p>
<p>全世界的帅哥都在哪儿藏着呢？</p>
<p>答案：</p>
<p>我不在的地方。</p>
<p>比如，理发店↓</p>
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<p>模特秀场↓</p>
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<p>以及，别人家里↓</p>
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<p>抖音有很多这样视角的视频，</p>
<p>显然家里人也知道孩子颜值高。</p>
<p>下面这个小孩就经常出现在我首页↓</p>
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<p>看完想一脚踢飞我弟弟......</p>
<p>哦我好像也没弟弟.......</p>
<p>或许你有没有什么叔叔伯伯舅舅啥的呀？</p>
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<p>他叫@小熊宝贝126。</p>
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<p>眼睫毛大概有我一个指甲盖那么长，</p>
<p>脸颊肉看起来也很好捏（不是</p>
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<p>笑的时候可可爱爱：</p>
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<p>发起火来还奶凶奶凶的：</p>
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<p>最近不是特别流行用薯片袋拍照嘛↓</p>
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<p>我家里要有这么个宝贝，估计相册都不够拍的.....</p>
<p>怪不得有人说，这样的视频看多了，</p>
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<p>会暂时治愈恐婚恐孕...</p>
<p>是真的。</p>
<p>陈韬宇一家在抖音也很火。</p>
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<p>为啥说一家呢，因为他还有个妹妹↓</p>
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<p>哈哈哈哈妹妹一脸不愿营业的样子，</p>
<p>其实架子鼓打的好着呢：</p>
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<p>爸妈虽然没露过正脸，但感觉颜值也不会太低↓</p>
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<p>林子烨。</p>
<p>也是这一片小有名气的娃。</p>
<p>我认识他是下面这个视频↓</p>
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<p>后来发现，这孩子抖音播放量已经破千万了。</p>
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<p>镜头感真的好↓</p>
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<p>分享一个9岁孩子的假期生活↓</p>
<p>“上午练琴，下午打球，晚上练舞。”</p>
<p>有事没事敷张面膜......</p>
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<p>我这个年纪可能还想着怎么骗父母的钱充q币.......</p>
<p>那天还看到一个劝架的小朋友↓</p>
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<p>嘴里含含糊糊听不清说什么，后来发现他说的是：</p>
<p>“别打我兄弟！</p>
<p>要打我兄弟的话...</p>
<p>就别打我了呗？”</p>
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<p>这是什么小精灵转世。</p>
<p>看了一圈，明白了：</p>
<p>短视频界很快就会被10后占领。</p>
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<p>看一张张稚嫩的脸上时不时出现一些略显成熟的表情...</p>
<p>感叹的同时稍微有点担心。</p>
<p>以姐姐我过来人的经验，</p>
<p>即便先天条件好，也得有点真本事傍身才行。</p>
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<p>也不知道这几位里有没有下一组TF......</p>
<p>前几天有个热门话题叫“现在的小孩子有多帅”，</p>
<p>点进话题我懂了↓</p>
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<p>此刻我活跃的像个卖舞蹈课的，</p>
<p>但舞蹈的魅力真的很直观。</p>
<p>尤其是这个荧光boy：</p>
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<p>人群中最亮眼的一抹绿...（dbq）</p>
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<p>可惜我还没翻到他的微博，或许有认识的小伙伴嘛？</p>
<p>没别的意思，提前入个股哈哈哈哈......</p>
<p>此刻我开始羡慕这届10后。</p>
<p>家里条件好了，父母的观念也跟上了，</p>
<p>有各种各样的途径从小丰富自己，</p>
<p>再加上这么多元的宣传渠道，</p>
<p>真要有意走艺人这条路，也比哥哥姐姐们的机会多得多.....</p>
<p>我现生应该是来不及了，</p>
<p>要不先找找长大后的“元宋”？</p>
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<p>害，贺灿阳也行。</p>
<p>最后一句 </p>
<p>我已经看到很多人在小孩的微博下各种艾特李飞了......</p>
<p>（满叔没微博，我觉得大黑也不错）</p>
<p>（部分素材来自@美少年安利君@冷笑话精选，如有任何问题请及时与橘子君联系）</p>
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