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<p style="text-align: center;">欢迎来到今天的冷日报</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">还是原来的配方 </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">每日必吸的快乐源泉！</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>有钱人的报复</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（via.张小波）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>韩国一男网友</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>做搅拌 1000 次的煎鸡蛋</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>没想到被杠精恶评了......</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（via.奋斗在韩国）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>台中发生的一起车祸</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（FB：Johnson Yang）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>怎么易烊千玺涂个大红嘴唇？</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（via.灰兔子大叔）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>岛国推上一位母亲表示</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>这是她女儿的早餐</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>和她自己的早餐……</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（via.小野妹子学吐槽 ）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>在酒店洗澡的时候</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>都有过这样的经历吧…</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">（twi: yashi09）</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>如果你长期不换头像</strong></p>
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