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<p data-role="original-title" style="display:none">原标题：《乘风破浪》开播即爆！宁静像魔丸降世，黄晓明祝福刘芸惨遭翻车</p>
<p>没有热搜的日子里，</p>
<p>橘的首页却刷出了“爆爆爆”的效果，</p>
<p>不错……</p>
<p>《乘风破浪的姐姐》上线了↓</p>
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<p>零宣传、直接上架，</p>
<p>突如其来地乘风破浪，</p>
<p>万众期待的“姐学”没让大家失望，</p>
<p>比起那些贷款吹爆的节目，资本不会说谎↓</p>
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<p>#别人已经在赚钱，我还在哈哈哈哈哈哈#</p>
<p><strong>第一期是姐姐们的初舞台↓</strong></p>
<p>出乎意料的打分评级，</p>
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<p>不给准备的无彩排表演，</p>
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<p>唱歌环节安排全开麦live，</p>
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<p>表演后现场打分，</p>
<p>地上会给出巨大的分数，</p>
<p>好一个公开处刑，</p>
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<p>把“姐姐REAL”打在公屏上。</p>
<p><strong>REAL的既是节目《姐姐》，也是选手“姐姐”。</strong></p>
<p>年龄最大的偶像歌手伊能静：</p>
<p>“别让我配合你们”</p>
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<p>领一份钱打两份工、还需cue流程的沈梦辰：</p>
<p>“请把姐字去掉”</p>
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<p>张·耀客老板娘·萌：</p>
<p>我真的是来为自家戏找演员的！</p>
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<p>不愧是尽责尽职老板娘（竖大拇指）</p>
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<p>再看看演员白冰，轻描淡写地搞事情：</p>
<p>哦，和大家说一下，我离婚了。</p>
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<p>作为有些姓名的女演员，</p>
<p>《神话》《红楼梦》《宫锁珠帘》，</p>
<p>2013年和男模丁一结婚，离婚时间不可考。</p>
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<p>人气最高的莫过于绮绮子和静静子，</p>
<p><strong>先说出场就放话“我来就是要C位”的张雨绮↓</strong></p>
<p>以前有名言：</p>
<p>“一克拉以下都是碎钻，不值钱的”</p>
<p>这次也不藏着：</p>
<p>“之前经济团队不让，现在换了经济团队，我就来了”</p>
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<p>乖巧懂事的节目组发问：</p>
<p>是否需要吸一下油？</p>
<p>张雨绮无语子：</p>
<p>人家那叫高光，你不太懂，啧。</p>
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<p>乖巧懂事的节目组再次发问：</p>
<p>姐姐有没有低谷的时候？</p>
<p>张雨绮微微一笑：</p>
<p>你有什么质疑我的点吗？</p>
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<p><strong>后说“我一直觉得我一线”的宁静↓</strong></p>
<p>姐不需要自我介绍，姐自己就是招牌，</p>
<p>这话真的很难不支持：</p>
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<p>临时知道节目评级打分的环节，</p>
<p>宁静一副“你看我给你脸吗”的表情：</p>
<p>我长大了，我真的长大！</p>
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<p>不错，魔丸真的长大了哈哈哈哈哈哈。</p>
<p>（cr.西莫歌）</p>
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<p>静静子应该拿的“真香”剧本，</p>
<p>她目前觉得自己在女团不能被看到，</p>
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<p>说到合作，也只想要美女。</p>
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<p><strong>而所有选手都没在紧张的，</strong></p>
<p><strong>把女团选秀变成了欢乐喜剧新气象↓</strong></p>
<p>遛弯的遛弯，</p>
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<p>脱鞋的脱鞋，</p>
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<p>八卦的八卦，</p>
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<p>完全是失控（却被人民群众喜闻乐见）的现场…</p>
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<p>#节目组 卑微#</p>
<p>此刻真的应了那一句“晓明历险记”↓</p>
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<p>全世界最有自知之明的黄晓明，</p>
<p>作为发起人，一改往日作风…</p>
<p>在《中餐厅》：我不要你觉得我要我觉得。</p>
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<p>在《乘风破浪》：我就是来伺候大家的。</p>
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<p>黄PD做到了！</p>
<p><strong>节目外，是世界一级端水艺术家↓</strong></p>
<p>这可能是他发微博最多的一天，</p>
<p>连发30条微博，为30位姐姐打CALL，</p>
<p>按照姓氏首字母排序，每一个都是不同的应援祝福，</p>
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<p>然而给刘芸的祝福翻车了……</p>
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<p>百密必有一疏，</p>
<p>不要担心不要骂，</p>
<p>晓明哥已经解决了！</p>
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<p><strong>节目里，是瑟瑟发抖的乖巧晓明↓</strong></p>
<p>先是一分钟内夸奖各位小姐姐，</p>
<p>劝她们不要紧张，表演都是“加分项”，</p>
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<p>然后被宁静梗了……</p>
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<p>后又在其他评委打分时适当干预，</p>
<p>“人写了是唱歌小白”</p>
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<p>“已经很厉害了”</p>
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<p>“人来就是为了成团”</p>
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<p>“还可以再教一教、给进步空间吧”</p>
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<p>明：我必须保护大家脆弱的内心！</p>
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<p>嗯？确定不是PD的内心最脆弱吗？</p>
<p>听到杜华对姐姐的差评，一脸……</p>
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<p>此刻就得说到我们“隐形的主角”，</p>
<p>挨骂担当：Kiki Du。</p>
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<p>丁当，全开麦live无敌稳，</p>
<p>曾参加《中国好声音》的专业歌手，</p>
<p>却被华打了超级低分，</p>
<p>全场一片震撼……</p>
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<p>华：你唱的太好了适合单飞！</p>
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<p>第一次知道因为太好而得低分的例子？</p>
<p>听到华的评语……</p>
<p>我懵了，姐姐无语白眼了↓</p>
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<p>你以为你很牛吗？放下你的身段！</p>
<p>节目组用花字表态：</p>
<p>要骂骂她，不关我的事…</p>
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<p>导演组立刻喊停：</p>
<p>“那你就说出来你的标准，</p>
<p>不然观众不知道你打分的标准” </p>
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<p>华：……</p>
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<p>丁当的经纪公司点赞支持：</p>
<p>华，等着收律师函吧。</p>
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<p>说回节目。姐姐笑着吐槽：</p>
<p><strong>“要被一些‘不知道什么的…人’去评审我自己”</strong></p>
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<p>杜华小心谨慎地评价：</p>
<p>雨绮，在团里你可能没办法站C位…</p>
<p>张雨绮：</p>
<p>啊？听不清？你说什么？</p>
<p>我不要！我还是要站在中间！</p>
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<p>绮绮子这一段太可爱了：</p>
<p>不知道X等级啥意思（类似评级F），</p>
<p>特别开心，特别嘚瑟，特别受到鼓励！</p>
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<p>杜华已经被镇住了……</p>
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<p>可惜还有宁静姐等着出场，</p>
<p>“秀粉苦华久已”，你的报应就是我！</p>
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<p>不少观众因此理解了乐华旗下艺人的粉丝，</p>
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<p>此刻只适合@李飞，速来。</p>
<p>#这个节目真的很适合那些男人女人#</p>
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<p>话说回来……</p>
<p>姐姐们潇洒帅气的喊话，</p>
<p>如果换成弟弟妹妹们说出来，</p>
<p>估计早就被撕了吧？</p>
<p>#比如那位 是我站的不够高吗#</p>
<p>她们能够这么坦然地说出自己的不满和想法，</p>
<p>都建立在她们以往的付出、实力和成绩，</p>
<p>就算站在舞台上，一切归零开始，</p>
<p>依旧好美，好飒，好认真，</p>
<p>30位姐姐能有30种魅力，</p>
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<p>而这些都是岁月赠送的礼物，</p>
<p>只属于30+女艺人的选秀。</p>
<p>此刻不爆，更待何时？</p>
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<p>最后一句 </p>
<p>芒果依旧是那个百万文案</p>
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