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<p data-role="original-title" style="display:none">原标题：名场面太多！盘点撒贝宁被综艺之神眷顾瞬间，开口就知道是喜剧人</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁 ，听我一句劝，有些C位不值得↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/f1b152be611167158e2b1288.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">是谁说“坐着就不会暴露身高”？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这点在小撒身上完全不成立...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这张照片里，他就像个逢年过节被亲戚叫出来拍照的孩子，满脸写着开心。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/71d86236fbac11bd079f764b.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这是在真人秀《你好生活》的拍摄现场，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒身边的两位壮汉，一位是篮球运动员阿不都沙拉木，官方身高2米03↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/04d2961a0d41327fb6a04caf.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">另一位叫刘昊源，芒果台《运动吧少年》的选手，自报身高1米93↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/b56de4b32b87e901203ba327.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">至于撒老师...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我给他个面子，不放百科了，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">不过大家可以猜一猜↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/e539195fcec1b36a9055ccd0.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/7bad79bcd58b7223ef6090c5.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">在这种情况下站C位，打一成语↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/00250aaa4719811b51c9bac6.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#凹位出道吧，撒撒子</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我发现了，这个男人是真不在意别人拿身高当调侃，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">录节目在包里藏增高鞋垫↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/925ffedacaa2a7738412976c.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">自己还主动穿孙杨的衣服挑战BF风↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/468461d637928b38a5da7fbc.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">难怪会被四字拍下开头那张照片了...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">想什么呢，不是你们的四字弟（老）弟（公），</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">是他↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/07a99d1005adce80ae75aea7.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">那我还真不意外，这俩人是相爱相杀的鼻祖了，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">怀疑尼格买提就是故意的，毕竟君子报仇十年不晚↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/cc9815d54ac1e4ecb9436687.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">来，给这对CP点一首《真相是假》...</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/48ac24171862ab722bc14e87.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify"><strong>撒贝宁，央视转型最成功的主持人，没有之一。</strong></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">以前他是不苟言笑的法制节目主持人↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/cff9894c33bbf75d4a855f87.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/54da73d67067f0b5d00b7893.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">现在他是...“欢乐喜剧人”↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/7a6da98705bb32cb674fe83a.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这个世上，可能有不认识撒贝宁的人，但没有没用过他表情包的↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/c52e5f9dae8e39f7846e9e52.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/a9c94f028c52b60457da99a7.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">甚至现在都不用放图了，文字形容就行，大家都知道是哪张↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我哥哥又帅了，撒贝宁吸氧.jpg▽</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/d417c78b297dda9b97ad916c.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">cp发糖了，撒贝宁吸氧.jpg▽</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/fb2e952400751cb047a12d7f.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">没事发个生活吐槽，撒贝宁吸氧.jpg▽</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/9b1cbb96ee343ae579a524e1.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">朋友们，这叫国民度。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#那些表情包没过出圈的，就别瞎吹路人缘了哈</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">出于尊重，给各位科普下这个表情包的来源↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">《明星大侦探》第四季第九期《家有儿女》。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">在鬼鬼自曝自己“不是撒贝宁的女儿”后，他给出了如下反应↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/d4b7fe8ef864c5daa78454d1.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#对不起撒老师，我保证这是最后一次放图</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁的出圈瞬间，你问周震南他可能都知道几个。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">天天逃课还能被保送北大就不用说了↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/609b2a95cfda1d296b385a3e.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当着马云的面憋笑更是经典↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">马云：“我对钱没有兴趣”</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/89285b80658313a99585df12.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒：</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/ba27d7de95dec607bdffa99e.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">表面上，他是一个靠嘴巴赚钱的主持人，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">实际上，他会跳舞↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/2a7b4670f88a47b9da17429b.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">好家伙，在排练室也站C位，但这舞姿...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">你跟我说是北大舞蹈队的？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">跟几年前比可以说是毫无进步...</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/e4ad0a898d816c4cfa2b528a.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">他旁边依次是康辉和尼格买提，懂了，这是dance组...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我申请看一下rap组朱广权的练习录像...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">除此之外，小撒还会手语↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/1cefe31319d03c1aba231585.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">托他的福，我第一次知道“爆米花”的手语是这么比↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/8c5ca7f36ec91ff9d0b67b77.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">其实听懂人话没什么难的，你知道他还能跟鸡交流吗？↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/d291334d6e0695326881bf55.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#北大毕业的就是不一样</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">所以说想转型真的没你想的那么简单，大平台出身又怎样？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">还不得多会几门外语...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">能说会道是撒贝宁的优势，但“综艺之神”的时不时在他身上降临，就是老天爷主动赏饭吃了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">有人问啥叫“综艺之神降临”？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">举个例子。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">综艺节目里，当一个人在决定用抛硬币的方式做选择时，得到了下面这个结果↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/2ff5729822e6c0b8dcb5b8f7.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这就叫千年难遇的综艺名场面。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">按照这个标准看，撒贝宁这样的名场面可太多了↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/222faea1704e814ed7a389ff.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">某期节目，小撒正对着背后踩在竹子上表演杂技的人竖大拇指，夸到“好竹子”↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/0918e30f7a73a5fb5a8ff0b5.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">结果“子”的音还没落，竹子断了...</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/1fba13bc568fb05836ba70ec.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#希望人没事</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">另外一期，背景音又是他的夸赞：</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“看来工字型的材料确实很厉害”</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/3c9b34f046da7c64c81a0e77.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">结果呢？</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/7a3ff9d6a666be840cffe764.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这莫非就是传说中的“乌鸦嘴”？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁，反向毒奶第一人。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#球球宁快闭嘴吧</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">有时候我都怀疑央视的节目是在故意整他。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">请来一群狗狗当嘉宾，主持人问小姑娘，这里面最吵的一只叫什么名字呀？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小姑娘（冷漠脸）：“小萨”</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/ca86fef604b2fd5d3f7fd988.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">哈哈哈哈哈哈此时我就是周华健↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/4c56c6993c88a7edb4d85da8.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小孩子可不管是你小萨还是小张，眼里揉不得沙子，有错必须当面指出来。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒：平时唱的最多的歌是什么呀？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">弟弟：《父亲写的散文诗》</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒：噢父亲也会写诗啊？</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/49c24ad8b649a788be664983.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">旁边另一位嘉宾忍不住了：</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“他说的是有一首歌的名字...”</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你们看看这孩子不加掩饰的白眼↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/569cf65ad076bd2519141829.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我爆发出本年度最大笑声，突然觉得我当年报个北大也不是不太可能...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁，收好不用谢哈↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/93b09c93d8eb8ac10774ba10.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">另外我很为你的家庭生活担忧啊，凭你这孩子缘，平时跟家里那对龙凤胎咋相处啊？</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/c6017df4cc47708551098353.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">有喜剧天赋、会讲段子的人，一般都是生活有积累的人。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">像今年特别火的李雪琴，她说自己的素材都是从身边人的经历里搜集来的↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/4a37eec140f87a5d1c8b0568.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">如果撒贝宁上《脱口秀大会》，那指定是不缺素材，光他自己的奇葩经历就够撑个三五期的↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">曾被观众评价说长得像一部法律：</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">《未成年人保护法》↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/78e0e305ad1433bf19ee1cc7.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">甚至还有骗子主动找上门行骗，免费给《今日说法》提供素材↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/267ec3fb3e57564980fee614.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒老师不愧是电视人，接到电话还知道录音↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/1751a9e2dc8a04edcc791bda.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当年这段也是相当经典，尤其是这个对话↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒：你知道我是《今日说法》的主持人撒贝宁吗？</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">骗子：啥我没见着过？等我抓你的时候，我让你今日说法！我让你天天搁监狱里看法！！！</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/dac6423b5e8f25449235299d.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#建议收编监狱rap组</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">还有一经传播就迅速上热搜的私生事件↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">#没错，谁也别看不起谁，撒贝宁也有私生怎么了</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒说，有段时间私生饭天天给他打电话，还在他家门口蹲着。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">无奈之下，他只好换了电话搬了家，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">没想到私生们找不到撒贝宁，转头骚扰张绍刚。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/29c79ccd640cc2c6c009fe88.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">甚至有一次还跑到了张绍刚教书的课堂上。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这个女生先是眼神攻击↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/fd41271fdba049df7b756ee4.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">然后趁着下课把张怼在了墙上↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/e245baec8c60137ad524be77.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这个画面...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">想想还有点刺激...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“你知道撒贝宁在哪儿吗？”</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“我真不知道他在哪儿...”</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/595081a796c34fd9d118c269.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">最可怕的是，张绍刚的太太也受到了骚扰↓</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/5d42576f0715c72446be8bd8.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/f6dd006251b9536e6a1bfbcd.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">想不到他们那个年代的“粉丝”更疯狂，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这哪儿是追星，这明明是在“追债”...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">以上这一桩桩一件件，随便挑哪个讲，我要是现场观众都会给他拍灯...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁算是打破我对法学相关人士刻板印象的第一人了...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">第二个是刑法学人罗翔。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/246b65a803b604e976c0298d.jpeg" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">可惜他曾被某些偏激网友逼得退了网...</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">小撒应该不会遇到这种事，虽然他不是小朋友们的pick，</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">但却是“中老年妇女之友”啊...（不是）</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/0412c69b79fc504f723c3943.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">撒贝宁，C位啥的我不管，《明侦6》具体啥时候播啊？</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/09/24/9c3b2741b473b3d293e6b2ff.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">其实“撒贝宁”的“撒”作为姓氏出现时，应该读三声。</p>
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