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<p data-role="original-title" style="display:none">原标题:郭敬明和尔冬升撕起来了,这绝对算是今年的名场面啊…</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">越发觉得《演员请就位》这个节目的导演,太会搞事了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">还记得上一次郭敬明给何昶希发S卡,被陈凯歌、尔冬升、李诚儒三剑客联合起来群殴,最后泫然欲泣的表情吗?</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/daba007792c0ce7d8c13d15a.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这一次,来了个更大的,精彩到应该被列入2020年瓜田名场面(不过今年的瓜收成也确实一般,有赖衬托)。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">怎么了呢?我们直接看结果。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明哭啦。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">他被怼哭啦。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">他被尔冬升怼哭啦。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/e62d51bc2ce151f20f1e5fa5.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">低着头,抿着嘴,晶莹剔透的泪珠从脸上滑落,再轻轻擦去,我见犹怜到能出演琼瑶女主。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/00b66ec9eb02ccae164092a4.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当然,“我见犹怜”给他粉丝用的,吃瓜群众看了都称好。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">怎么回事,一起来看看。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">节目进行到后期,留下来的演员都选择了各自的导演,他们不再是单打独斗,而是团战,是有淘汰的。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明组,有丁程鑫、何昶希、晏紫东、王楚然。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">作品《我的星星》,像塑料做的一盘菜,光鲜亮丽但吃不进去;</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/ba6756323a5e58c1fb2c6cd5.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">陈凯歌组,有胡杏儿、王锵、任敏、张海宇、陈宥维。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">作品《机关算尽》,演员单拎出来行,在一起就风格不融,让人消化不良;</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/3a39eba0cb39a4b259efe9bf.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升组,有马苏、张月、倪虹洁、黄奕。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">作品《女人+》,平均实力不错,剧本稍稍一般了些,算快餐;</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/d637e705ce64b72a46467c8f.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">赵薇组,有贺开朗、辣目洋子、施柏宇、马伯骞。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">赵薇依然是鬼才,剑走偏锋,荒诞喜剧效果出其不意的好。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/fce4f45c4cf04c57b4842772.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">如果非要评比出这四组的表演,我个人投票一定是赵薇、尔冬升、陈凯歌,最后才是郭敬明。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">标准很简单,按有没有看进去算。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当然,今天的重点不是说这些,而是说撕X大事。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">这一次尔冬升给四个女演员导了一出《女人+》,用一个故事讲每个女人不同的婚恋观。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/e0950a19ab7075c83fe4d2d0.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">作品谈不上高级,瑕疵也多,但至少观众是看进去了,还在弹幕里讨论剧情,有的是肯定演员的表演。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/29c9b5670601d52f6884ebdb.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">后面点评环节,众人也基本上是找一些可圈可点的亮点夸。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">但到了郭敬明点评,突然就不一样了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">要开始搞事了,而且还是有流程的。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">先是抱臂吃瓜,情绪酝酿。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">被点名以后,羞涩一笑:啊,好吧,潜台词:不好意思,我要来了。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">此时尔冬升露出了个:我看你能说出什么的表情。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">果然,郭敬明没有让他失望,开始强力输出。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">上来就是狠招,“我不喜欢这个作品”,是直接整个否认了啊。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/e1735fc5a2c8aed95388976f.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">哎呀,和演员没关系,也有一些关系,总之从三个层面说,就是遗憾、困惑、不满。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">此时,尔冬升已经开始皱眉头了。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">但郭敬明没有意识到他捅了马蜂窝,继续噼里啪啦的输出。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">好遗憾啊,你们一直在说台词,说台词,说台词,表演不只是说台词,要有动作、抉择、眼神。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明说的是对的吗?是对的。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我也赞同。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">四个女演员困在这个小剧场里面,受限于时间和空间,一直密集的说台词,就和我们看《家有儿女》、《武林外传》那种情景剧一样,关键剧情不那么流畅。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明认为自己说的棒棒哒,然后开始了自夸。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">注意了,注意了,凡尔赛来了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我受的训练体系不一样,我可能没拍过电视剧,我拍电影。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">啧啧,是个人都能听出,是老凡尔赛了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">可事实是什么呢?</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">是他拍过电视剧呀。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">豆瓣2.8分的《是!尚先生》就是他拍的呀。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/b3653f00522b9eac1750277e.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">欧阳娜娜还因为这剧里的鹿小葵一战成名,标签撕都撕不掉。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/63facac58ec04a61ced025a7.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当然,除此之外,他的《小时代》系列电影也都只有5分以下,只能摸到尔冬升的脚背。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/5012911b8429b15123abbcdf.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">就这样的水平,还在吹自己电影比电视剧高级。赵宝刚听了要骂人,郑晓龙听了要打他。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">而且,整体来看,就更显糟糕。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">就像一个人跳出来说,你们家这孩子其实没什么大毛病,就是大人没调教好,至于我自己,可是一个从不偷东西,还会教孩子的好家长。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">鉴于大家对郭敬明的水平都有目共睹,所以他凡尔赛时,黄奕是非常不屑的。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/6308bc8f8a382fe93f510c9b.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“我不服你”四个大字写在了脸上。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/3458f7aafb5a0d27154eb09b.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">正在郭敬明还在噼里啪啦的输出千字小作文时,尔冬升终于忍不住了,打断了郭敬明的讲话。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">就是编剧和导演不好(咯)。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/05468934fcb8368e19dcbfd5.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">说完一笑,你们看看那笑,是皮笑肉不笑,是很噎人的啊。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">这么赤裸裸的拿刀捅自己,还是第一次见。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">剩下三个导演呆了,发现事情不妙。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">唯有被保护的四个“孩子”被逗笑,家长终于出来讲话了。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">一看尔冬升开始发脾气,郭敬明赶紧赔罪:尔导,您别生气。意思就是:您别和我计较。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">阴阳怪气大师尔冬升说,“谁生气,我从来不会生气。”</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明也是蠢,没听出来,之后继续他的小作文。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/ccf1cf7e11a3703e5642c83a.png" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">看他还不收敛,终于,尔冬升忍耐值达到了上限,反手就是一刀。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">捅得郭敬明血喷一脸。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">“你那表演体系,学的是什么体系?”</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明有学过什么体系吗?</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">没有的呀。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">台上四位导演,除了赵薇和陈凯歌是正儿八经的学过,尔冬升和郭敬明都是半路出家,要真说起来,郭敬明修的应该是“PPT体系”。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">emmm……台上已经是掀桌子的气氛了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/c4ebe043ce79710b649487ed.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">被狠狠打脸的郭敬明,没有正面回答自己学的什么体系,只好支支吾吾说自己习惯台词量少点。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">到了这里,郭敬明已经开始求饶了,说是剧作的差别,没有说演员演的不好,导演导的不好。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">但尔冬升是什么人,他是个狠人啊。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">之前陈宥维和王楚然演《三生三世十里桃花》时,尬出天际。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升:女演员除了漂亮,没有其他,男演员是爱豆出身,年纪大了,粉丝也不会看了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">比帅,你比得过梁朝伟吗?</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">张大大演《我和我的祖国》中张译的片段,一脸猥琐。</p>
<p class="ql-align-center"><img src="/public/uploads/article/2020/11/29/1c90fa1468fb8df7ca10948d.gif" max-width="600" /></p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升:你像一个小偷。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">包括郭敬明给S卡时,他看不惯会暗戳戳搞事。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">说:希望何昶希和郭敬明合作。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">言下之意:看你们能演出什么?</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">所以尔冬升这个人,其实还是挺有意思的,演员演的烂,他就批评,导演做的过分,他会暗戳戳吃瓜,同时也会明哲保身,还挺鸡贼和圆滑。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">但如果套路他,那不行,就会狠撕。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">之后尔冬升也噼里啪啦讲了一通,谈到了局内人,体谅对方,体谅演员,拉了编剧、导播等等。言下之意就是,这些问题,大家都有,不应该是今天讨论的重点。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">说完话锋一转,又把自家四个孩子都批评了一遍。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">这里尔冬升是个什么意思呢?</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">就是,我演员的问题,难道我看不到吗?我都看得到,包括你演员的问题,我也看得到,只是我没说。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">我既然给你留了面子,那你也不要挑战我的演员。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升也确确实实是这么做的。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">郭敬明指导的地震戏,四个演员让人入不了戏,尤其是说台词像念《大悲咒》的何昶希。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升当时也没说什么,只指出了有些时候看不到细致的面部表情,但大家都是有进步的。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">那可能有人问了,现在这个节目的规则都不能说真话了吗?郭敬明不能发表自己真实的意见了吗?</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">当然可以,但是这里<strong>有个很重要的前提</strong>。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">录这期节目之前,郭敬明跑过去跟尔冬升说:导演,手下留情,别冲着我。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">是,他们商量好了,打架不准上刀。导演之间不互相批评,以免影响观众投票,把选择权留给观众。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升做到了,对郭敬明手下留情,可郭敬明在自己队安全之后,却出尔反尔,一上来就亮刀。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">后生,你不讲武德啊。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">被揭穿了茶艺的郭敬明,笑笑着低下头认错。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">看到这里,感觉是不是差不多了?郭敬明姿态放的很低,也该收场了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">此时,主持人大鹏消失,赵薇出来打圆场。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">但高潮才刚刚来临。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升并没有顺坡下驴,他比李诚儒更狠。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">尿遁了……</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">简直是阴阳怪气的精髓。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">就跟我们平时和人吵架,跑到他家里大骂一顿,骂完就跑,也不给他反驳的机会,把他活活憋死。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">而导演离场,是属于重大录播事故的,在任何时候都很少见,那一刻,没有任何人讲话,陈凯歌小眼神还飞起来吃瓜。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">至于当事人郭敬明,则像放了气的鹌鹑。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">眼见着场面失控了,现场还坐着150位观众和十几位制片人呢。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">赵薇又是最操心的,拿着一份工资打两份工,干起了主持人的工作。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">俗话说,会哭的孩子有奶吃,郭敬明都被怼成这样了,当然是安抚他了。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">三四个制片人下场安慰他,还有一个连重点都搞不清楚,说我们应该允许说“不”。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">重点是说“不”吗?不是,重点在于郭敬明人后一套,人前一套啊。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">而一般茶艺大师都是这样,当他自己做了婊婊的事被人揭穿以后,当然要示弱,要委屈,才能博同情。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">他、哭、了。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">这也是我们开头看到的场面,梨花带雨。估计李诚儒都可以就这一段视频下酒。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">撕X大战的后续也挺好玩。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">尔冬升回来以后,调整好了情绪,和观众、导演、评委都说了不好意思。唯独没有和郭敬明说。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">他是走过去和郭敬明握了个手,以示言和,郭敬明则红着眼眶说“导演,我没那个意思”。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">而尔冬升则是像一笑泯恩仇一样,拢一拢衣服,翘起腿,装作什么都没发生。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">只剩下被虐的郭敬明,一蹶不振,再也没抬起头。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">其实闹成这样,一般人自尊和颜面都被踩在了地上,是挺悲催的,但几乎没有人同情郭敬明,都说他活该。</p>
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<p class="ql-align-justify">当然,也有人觉得尔冬升不够大导风范,不如赵薇大气,对节目录制有影响。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">从节目方来考虑,担忧是多余的,这简直是天降大瓜,几个热搜就把热度顶上去了,至于给观众留下的观感,看过的人都明白。</p>
<p class="ql-align-justify">在不讲武德,两面三刀的茶艺大师面前,大度那是笑话,泥人尚有三分火气,何况已经混出了头的尔冬升。</p>
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