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<p data-role="original-title" style="display:none">原标题：《奇葩说》教你一句话怼杠精，过节走亲戚必备！场面极度舒适</p>
<p>前几天郭敬明发起道歉接力，</p>
<p>于正接棒后，</p>
<p>随即也退出了《我就是演员3》。</p>
<p>不少网友表示，</p>
<p>虽然但是吧，</p>
<p>没了于正的演员3，</p>
<p>还真少了不少乐趣。</p>
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<p>直说吧，</p>
<p>你们就是喜欢看热闹。</p>
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<p>说到热闹，</p>
<p>那就不得不提一下最近热播的另一档综艺，</p>
<p>奇葩说7最近可也是玩儿嗨了。</p>
<p>新一季的1v1砍半赛告一段落，</p>
<p>24位选手成功晋级，</p>
<p>但也并非稳坐晋级席，</p>
<p>仍面临着壮士留步区选手的PK挑战。</p>
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<p>作为一档老牌网综，</p>
<p>能做到多季，</p>
<p>奇葩说还是有点东西的，</p>
<p>壮士留步VS晋级选手，</p>
<p>奇葩说玩儿了个新环节，</p>
<p>一派胡言反驳赛。</p>
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<p>简单来说就是一句话回怼杠精发言，</p>
<p>能不能晋级，</p>
<p>全看在场观众爽不爽。</p>
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<p>这场面，</p>
<p>可以说是杠精粉碎机的水平了，</p>
<p>过于实用，</p>
<p>极度舒适，</p>
<p>橘带大家来感受一下。</p>
<p>导师先来打个样，</p>
<p>当被问到怎么还不生小孩↓</p>
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<p>好家伙，一开场就有那味了</p>
<p>当听到茶味发言↓</p>
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<p>当老板和你说：</p>
<p>要把公司当成家↓</p>
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<p>#陈铭，争为社畜谋福利</p>
<p>如果有吵架火上浇油语录，</p>
<p>那这句话一定在TOP3↓</p>
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<p>遇上老劝酒人↓</p>
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<p>当有人说：</p>
<p>35岁，</p>
<p>还不成功就废了↓</p>
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<p>#看来我吵架老输还是吃了没文化的亏</p>
<p>被说玻璃心↓</p>
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<p>类似的话，</p>
<p>郭德纲老师也有话要说↓</p>
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<p>#不愧是您</p>
<p>来让我看看，</p>
<p>有多少姐妹听到这句话拳头硬了 ↓</p>
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<p>别的不熟，</p>
<p>这句话，</p>
<p>追剧追综的姐妹一定熟，</p>
<p>看得正开心的时候总有人↓</p>
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<p>当被说教，</p>
<p>你还年轻，到时候就懂了↓</p>
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<p>少年好勇气，</p>
<p>要知道当年录制《文化访谈录》，</p>
<p>马东老师也是怼到郭敬明跑厕所躲了十分钟的人↓</p>
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<p>谁能想到今天搁这儿“栽”了。</p>
<p>马东老师，</p>
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<p>其实，</p>
<p>杠精现在之所以这么泛滥，</p>
<p>是因为往上追溯，</p>
<p>你会发现这在我国由来已久,</p>
<p>每一个修过杠学的杠精都不会错过“子非鱼安知鱼之乐”↓</p>
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<p>#bushi</p>
<p>看到这的i橘子，</p>
<p>也别白看了，</p>
<p>随堂小测验，</p>
<p>橘来出道题。</p>
<p>Q：大家不会都觉得脱口秀就杨笠那样吧？</p>
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<p>欢迎大家来评论区交作业。</p>
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<p><strong>最后一句：</strong></p>
<p>来掰头Battle啊。</p>
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